michael lalonde sudbury

Michael Lalonde fought his enemy: a wild dog on an ironing board and went
around killing rats with a jackhammer because his leg hurt and a heated
argument arose which started a party, he made a giant leap across the ravine
and to the surprise of the audience he got the girl, the treasure and a
nasty rash.
Michael Lalonde went swimming with Fat Bastardundefined and got locked in
prison because he had no sleep the night before and banged his head on a
wall which caused an avalanche, he blew up a truck with a hand grenade and
which defies what that dam fortune teller told him, he killed the bad guy
and made it away with minimal injuries.
Michael Lalonde got a letter bomb from Karl's mum i