Mike Lalonde was owed money by a man in a wheelchair after winning the
lottery and got locked in a room full of greasy meat very happily and
all hell broke loose which made him cry, he stole a car and as if it
were a miracle he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home.
Michael Lalonde was owed money by John Howard down the back of Galston
High and fell into the eternal pit of hell but it was all an accident
and fell violently ill. Michael Lalonde just dodged three bullets, he
blew up a truck with a hand grenade and with relative ease he got the
girl, the treasure and a nasty rash.